OK freeze their savings.

Tell them inflation is temporary.

Let prices double anyway.

Now blame supply chains.

Tell them cash is trash.

Then tell them Bitcoin is a bubble.

Now hit them with negative real yields.

Push everyone into index funds.

Pull the rug with rate hikes.

Pretend the currency is stable.

Juice the deficits.

Monetize everything.

Let the debt climb past the point of no return.

OK now explain to them why they cannot retire.

Tell them to work until seventy.

Tell them it is their fault.