Authorities Warn Katie Porter Has Grown To 600 Feet And Is Currently Rampaging Through San Francisco (Satire)

From The Babylon Bee

SAN FRANCISCO – The National Guard has been called to California’s Golden City to neutralize a 600-foot-tall Katie Porter, who is apparently rampaging her way through San Francisco.

Oct 8th 2025 4:51pm EDT

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