Newly-Unemployed Dan Crenshaw Joins Crew Of ‘Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything’ (Satire)

From The Babylon Bee

HOUSTON, TX — Out of a job after his primary defeat, Dan Crenshaw has officially joined up with the crew of the infamous “Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything.”

Mar 8th 2026 4:21pm EDT

Source Link: https://babylonbee.com/news/unemployed-dan-crenshaw-joins-crew-of-pirates-who-dont-do-anything/

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