Bro: “Yo, you catch the Browns game this morning?”

Me: “Nah bro, I’m watching the final boss raid of human civilization.

Fiat’s in freefall like it just rage-quit the economy. Central banks are in the basement summoning liquidity demons with 0% interest-rate circles drawn in chalk.

Jerome Powell’s out here speed-running Quantitative Easing on Nightmare Mode. Janet Yellen’s dual-wielding debt ceilings.

Meanwhile, Michael Saylor’s forged the Master Key of Monetary Truth and is now enchanting corporate balance sheets with +1000 sound money buffs.

The IMF’s casting spells in tongues nobody understands. The UN’s trying to patch reality mid-update. The main stream media is lagging like a dial-up modem in 2001.

You’re over there celebrating a 45-yard field goal…
I’m over here watching the Fourth Turning go parabolic while I time-travel with Sats, bro.

You’ve got nachos, I’ve got Bitcoin”