Huh? \"Scoundrel?\" What the hell are you talking about? I would never choose a self depricating username like that. What am I, trying to fit some kind of profile to myself? Or playing some kind of role?

No! If you look at the top of my reply you can see my ACTUAL username clear as day. My username is just... Hmm, it's on the tip of my tongue... Uh.

Forget it! My specific username just is not important. The point is that I'm a real person, not just some fictional character! And I am totally capable of checking, I'm just choosing not to because I have free will. ...Yeah that's probably it...