Sad: Man Could Have Been Profoundly Moved By Classic Piece Of Literature If It Had Only Contained A Character Of His Exact Race, Sex, And Socio-Economic Class (Satire)

From The Babylon Bee

COLUMBUS, OH — Sources close to local man Jevon Willis say that the 28-year-old was tragically deprived of the opportunity to be moved by Vergil’s “Aeneid” because the classical masterpiece did not contain a character of exactly his race, sex, and socio-economic class.

Sep 29th 2025 12:49pm EDT

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