Welp. Our head coach had hookers on speed dial and his wife forgave him and stuck by his side. Now he’s ridin’ out the buy-out (a cool $17 M) until we serve him his walkin’ papers. Luckiest HBC in the SEC. Auburn has the bags to put him on the road, but I wish the ones full of horse manure at the decision-making level would take a long walk off a short pier.