here is why software engineers are stupid:

i was looking to rent a minivan from Enterprise so i could drive to Orlando in a truck and come back in a minivan that way i could take all the packing supplies back and re-use them for the 2nd truck load ...

i go there fill in the info and it gives me a list of cars they have from cheapest and smallest to largest and most expensive ( as they always do ) so i scroll all the way to the end of the list since Minivans are the largest and most expensive cars they have and it's not there. everything is there but not minivans. i am like FUCK !

i am ready to give up when i suddenly notice actually Minivan was the very first in the list, right above this guy:



i am like - what is a 8 seat vehicle doing there ? why is a $45,000 vehicle in 1st place followed by a $15,000 vehicle then a $20,000 vehicle then a $25,000 vehicle and so on ...

i look closer and it has AI symbol and says \"recommended for you\"

so AI correctly predicted that i was looking for a minivan based on the fact that 5 minutes prior i tried renting a cargo van - but the software engineers were too dumb to realize that i would look for a minivan where it is supposed to be in the list that is clearly ordered by size and price of vehicles ...

if software engineers had brains they would have left the minivan in its place in the list and simply highlighted it or maybe would have automatically scrolled the list to it or something, or left it in its place in the list and put a second COPY in the beginning of the list BUT NO - they REMOVED the very item AI determined i was looking for from its place in the list TO MAKE FINDING IT EASIER ! ! !

FUCKING RETARDS ! ! !

i am joking of course. software engineers are actually very smart. just not smart enough to do their actual job properly.

but that is true of all professions. my theory is all work is done by people who are ALMOST qualified to do it. once you are actually qualified to do something you feel you can do better. this is the same as how the second a woman gets a man to fall in love and commit she instantly begins cheating and looking to upgrade from him.

people always get upset when i start telling them how to do their job. they go \" don't tell me how to do my job ! \" ... i always found that odd. well who is supposed to tell you how to do your job then ? i am the only one with a brain here.

i find it amusing that people think experience is a substitute for intelligence. if that was true you could train a Nigger to play the violin.

reminds me of how i went to an open house in Florida and it was behind a gate. i was able to sneak in through the gate finally i see the car of the realtor and it says \"golden girl real estate\" and has a picture of a golden retriever on the side of a the car and the woman herself is blonde and has IQ of a dog. i ask her \"how do you suppose a customer is supposed to get though a gate when your sign in front of the gate has no phone number to call to get a code for the gate\" and she replies \"well there was an AD ( probably on facebook or something ) and that ad had the information\" ... because clearly everybody who sees the \"open house\" sign has seen the facebook ad ... i was very close to pulling a Patrick Bateman on her by saying \" you fucking ugly bitch i am going to kill you ! \" but i didn't ... instead i told her i was going to give her a free piece of advice and that next time she should put her phone number on the sign and not just the facebook ad ...

so don't feel bad frens ! it is not only software engineers who are dumb as rocks ! realtors too. and basically everybody else. her car was like $70,000 as well proving you don't need above room temperature IQ to be successful in this retarded country.