Pete Hegseth Hires Hans, Franz To Get Generals Into Shape (Satire)

From The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Facing an alarming health crisis across the U.S. military leadership, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth announced on Tuesday that he had hired legendary fitness trainers Hans and Franz to get all the top generals into shape.

Sep 30th 2025 4:33pm EDT

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