I parked in a “veteran” parking spot and as I left the grocer there was a vet you clearly was a little taken aback who asked as I got in my car, “you served!?”

I looked him dead in the eye with that do not fuck with me in these Cheeto Puff times and said;

“I have served, I will be of service.”

The fucker knew I was never in the armed forces, but he caught my drift.
I will kill your frail maga ass right here in this parking lot. Check your depends and call a war buddy for support and go raise a fake flag half staff, today just isn’t your day for free ego embellishment.