Walking in the Bank

Banker: Hi, how can we help you

ME: Yes, I would like toake a cash deposit

give her, the cash and debit card

Banker: Great, it's deposited

Would you be interested in opening a savings account with us?

ME: No, not really

Banker: How are you saving for your future?

ME: I hesitate, knowing if I answer her question with Bitcoin, she will think I'm absolutely insane