“Bitcoin doesn’t need smart contracts, they’re shitcoin tech”

So how is a company supposed to automate payments to employees?

So that every worker, on a specific day of the month, in a moment when the transaction fees are reasonably low, receives a variable amount of bitcoin that’s denominated in the local fiat currency to their wallet.

It’s been almost 17 years and we still can’t do something as basic as this.

Or multisigs/timelocks that can’t be spent until the price reaches $1 million on one of the exchanges.

It’s ridiculous. And some guys will argue that none of this is necessary.