‘I’ll Get A Good Night’s Sleep Tomorrow Night,’ Thinks Parent Every Day For 18 Years (Satire)

From The Babylon Bee

HAYS, KS — Wednesday evening reportedly marked the 18th anniversary of local parent Wendy Sullivan assuring herself that she would finally get a good night’s sleep the following night.

Oct 2nd 2025 4:07pm EDT

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